Captain Applications

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Team name:
Logo:
Why you want to be captain:

Team name: Grove Street F.C
Logo:

Why you want to be captain: im the 5th ever member of Premier Hax and I've been here long enough to know im worthy to own a team and lead it.

bond fc color yellow

TEAM NAME: Team Putin
TEAM LOGO:
SPEECH AS TO WHY I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN: orgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

what even

#olof4captain #impreach

looooooooool

Водка wrote:TEAM NAME: Team Putin
TEAM LOGO:
SPEECH AS TO WHY I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN: orgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Donny, is that you?

not sure if that's sarcasm or pure stupidness.

#BoAkaForCaptain

Team name: HK Stalingrad
Logo: https://gyazo.com/d3278691dcd098b38462cdc0f337c908
Why you want to be captain: Escape mlf's clutches sacrifice myself for the team to save the league

Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)

wen is leeg startin

Serega wrote:Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU XENOPHOBE, I WILL ANNEX YOU.

Водка wrote:

Serega wrote:Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU XENOPHOBE, I WILL ANNEX YOU.

I'm russian actually. You even don't know russian names.