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Sun Nov 29 2015, 16:39
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Thu Dec 10 2015, 13:36
Team name: Grove Street F.C
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Why you want to be captain: im the 5th ever member of Premier Hax and I've been here long enough to know im worthy to own a team and lead it.




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Thu Dec 24 2015, 19:05
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Thu Dec 24 2015, 20:37
TEAM NAME: Team Putin
TEAM LOGO: Captain Applications A6844a3264512a2c1e7c66de52934e7c
SPEECH AS TO WHY I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN: orgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Fri Dec 25 2015, 09:49
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Fri Dec 25 2015, 18:31
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Tue Dec 29 2015, 11:37
@Водка wrote:TEAM NAME: Team Putin
TEAM LOGO: Captain Applications A6844a3264512a2c1e7c66de52934e7c
SPEECH AS TO WHY I SHOULD BE CAPTAIN: orgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Donny, is that you?
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Tue Dec 29 2015, 22:04
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not sure if that's sarcasm or pure stupidness.

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Wed Dec 30 2015, 19:31
Thanks everyone for the support during this captainship application race, I can only hope that myself and Team PUTIN will not let you down and will become a new team in this league.

As the first disabled Male to female-transgendern-Polygender-Asexual-Intersex-Hermaphrodite Russian haxballer, I would like to again thankyou for your support.
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Team name: HK Stalingrad
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Why you want to be captain: Escape mlf's clutches sacrifice myself for the team to save the league Smile
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Sat Jan 09 2016, 20:12
Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)
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Sat Jan 09 2016, 23:32
wen is leeg startin
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Sun Jan 10 2016, 11:40
@Serega wrote:Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU XENOPHOBE, I WILL ANNEX YOU.
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Sun Jan 10 2016, 15:05
@Водка wrote:
@Serega wrote:Only 3 teams? =( Btw 2 of them with russian implication)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU XENOPHOBE, I WILL ANNEX YOU.

I'm russian actually. You even don't know russian names.
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