American Imports - office appliance edition

Hello lads, I'm stapler, a Californian looking to play some 3v3 in yurop since I recently got internet good enough to get tolerable ping in your rooms. I've been playing in SPHB for the last year or two, but I've been playing hax for years before that as well.

Ren tells me free agency opens in two weeks so hopefully someone is willing to give me a shot

Spoiler:

Welcome, but it will be really tough for you on 250 ping ^^

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