Haxball Debate Thread

[cornAdministrator]

Debate HaxBall related things here.

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

giggs > doc > ren

this is the TRUTH. ADMIT IT.

[Sugar RaySuperman]

giggs > doc > ren

this is the TRUTH. ADMIT IT.

The Doctor vs Renbeaudach
The Battle

Technique - Renbeaudach has great technique but this has to go to doc, he has great skill and is extremely strong in the corners. The doctor wins (with his script on).

Intelligence - Both make, on average, 3 mistakes that lead to goals a game, but Ren is the more intelligent player. Doc can get carried away and lose the bigger picture in a match, at times he will be more determined to get his own back on the player who juked him (Giggs) rather then set his teammate through on goal. Ren however is always looking to make the right passes, however he rushes forward too much and allows striker like beninho and sugar ray to do the business and then some.

Work Rate - The Doctor is a stiker who like many, is always looking to get in behind. This means he is reluctant to help his defence as he is more determined on getting on the end of a long ball and behind the goalkeeper. Ren is a lot more determined to defend his goalkeeper, and support his attackers when in goal himself. So I say Ren has the higher work rate.

Finishing - Doctor is a very good finisher, although he cant seem to put away easy chances and is more likely to score a double reverse grasshopper kick from the oppositions half. Ren is a pretty shit finisher tbh, so I say doc.

Pace - Ren lacks that pace he needs to get off his ass and jump on a treadmill.

Strength - Doc's pretty hench and apparently renbeaudach has noodle arms.

Leadership - Doc's not much of a leader on the pitch as he is constantly whispering so his team mates cant hear him, ren is team uk captaian, good half.

Sexyness - fuck knows what ren looks like but apparently he has noodle arms, Doctor must look abit like vader.

So who's better???

[The DoctorSmooth Operator]

LOOOOOoOOoOL in 3s my work rate is sick I swr but spot on tbh I agree with corn
I won on technique, finishing (kinda), pace, strength and sexyness
intelligence is up for debate but looks like I win.
Sugar pls add 5 to my average rating when or if you do it.

Now giggs pls, this is gold

[giggs'Forum Bangout]

it's hella peak fam when ur team mate says that I am better than u loool

[mlfaijatiAdministrator]

https://premierhax.forumotion.co.uk/t691-who-is-better#6356

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

Ren is the better DECISION MAKER which is another concept of intelligence and reactions. In addition, Doc might be hench and Ren might have spaghetti arms but he is actually the better defender in situations but flair and ability goes to doc.

[GuestGuest]

doc has arms like umbilical cords

[cornAdministrator]

who is the best wallbouncer in hax?

[RénbeaudachAdministrator]

who is the best wallbouncer in hax?

plank, garbaN and deimos would be contenders if we're talking about all time, Bek from the USA also deserves a shout and naho is no slouch on that front either of course, any other names worth considering?

[cornAdministrator]

well I meant currently, but sure. How does the best wallbouncer who still plays compare to the best wallbouncer who's 'retired'.

And no, I can't think of any names.

[GhostAdministrator]

Smiley invented the wallbounce so he deserves a mention ... shame he can't do them any more, though.

[mlfaijatiAdministrator]

ced was fucking insane in his time, he was actually good as well which some people that are good at wallbounces arent

[GuestGuest]

nino bck in s2

[cornAdministrator]

Boy George was probably the best wallbouncer I've seen in pubs.

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

rkd was bare sik in 2012 as well as Nerdlucks

[Sugar RaySuperman]

rkd was bare sik in 2012 as well as Nerdlucks

didn't know you were playing back then

[RénbeaudachAdministrator]

smh it's like kids who say Pele was the best footballer ever despite not even having seen clips of him play.

I think one day I'm going to have to make quite a detailed post entitled 'the rkd myth' as while he was a very good player I think his reputation both while he was playing and now gets unfairly enhanced due to the teams he played in (inb4 a bit lyke u ren wahayyy).

[cornAdministrator]

what ever happened to that german player Fishbone? One of the best strikers I've seen.

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

smh it's like kids who say Pele was the best footballer ever despite not even having seen clips of him play.

I think one day I'm going to have to make quite a detailed post entitled 'the rkd myth' as while he was a very good player I think his reputation both while he was playing and now gets unfairly enhanced due to the teams he played in (inb4 a bit lyke u ren wahayyy).

1) I watched clips of Pele, as well as rkd and think he's a very good team player
2)No one is in the mood for your shitty lectures
3)a bit lyke u ren wahaay

[RénbeaudachAdministrator]

smh it's like kids who say Pele was the best footballer ever despite not even having seen clips of him play.

I think one day I'm going to have to make quite a detailed post entitled 'the rkd myth' as while he was a very good player I think his reputation both while he was playing and now gets unfairly enhanced due to the teams he played in (inb4 a bit lyke u ren wahayyy).

1) I watched clips of Pele, as well as rkd and think he's a very good team player
2)No one is in the mood for your shitty lectures
3)a bit lyke u ren wahaay

well thanks for saying that I'm a very good player, I knew you'd come 'round to my point of view one day

what ever happened to that german player Fishbone? One of the best strikers I've seen.

I'm 88% certain you're trolling but he was total dogshit whenever I saw him.

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

Well sorry but I can't get my head that far up my arse can I? Jks

[RénbeaudachAdministrator]

Well it won't be for lack of trying venom given your inane obsession with making every slight disagreement with me personally because I told you to shut up once on Teamspeak.

[VENOM i7Dynamite]

[RénbeaudachAdministrator]

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