Doc vs Giggs rap battle??

Tue Apr 05 2016, 09:47 Message reputation : 100% (3 votes)

Cmon bois dont be shook only way to solve dis

Tue Apr 05 2016, 10:30

Good idea

Tue Apr 05 2016, 10:37 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

Great idea Thumb Up

You can use these masterpieces for inspiration: http://fm-haxball.co.uk/community/viewforum.php?f=262

Tue Apr 05 2016, 12:45 Message reputation : 73% (11 votes)

He said he was better than me, the little fool
Now his teammates be talking about how we broke some rules,
Get with the show,
That was a season ago,
Were you hoping that the admins would ban us bro?

He chants non-stop about how he scored more goals in one season than I've done in 3,
But now that I have a decent team we shall see,
If only you can bring yourself not to flee,
Hit you with that one bounce, make you weak in the knees,
I'll wait till you recover before turning 360 degrees,
Be it now or later, this is something that has been decreed,
Juke you and then make your GK conceed,
I shall not rest until your very name bleeds.

The truth is you're a simple player trying to fit in,
Yeah, you scored some goals, that's just a single win,
You can't be boasting about one achievment when you belong in the bin,
Your attempts to rebuttal me on the forums make us all grin.

Your lyrical skills are as bad as your hax ability,
You play like Mani but with a disability,
If I were to go head to head against you, there would only be one possibility,
You don't need a mathematician to work out the probability.

Tue Apr 05 2016, 14:04

loser gets banned?

Tue Apr 05 2016, 15:50 Message reputation : 100% (3 votes)

chuckleberry finn wrote:loser gets banned?

I don't think anyone is going to be a winner in this situation.

Tue Apr 05 2016, 16:15 Message reputation : 100% (3 votes)

WHAT U STUTTERIN 4 @GIGGS

Tue Apr 05 2016, 16:24

As a famous philosopher once said..

'You only get one shot!'

Tue Apr 05 2016, 16:40 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

they should have a dance off if they don't wanna rap

they should learn from mani

Tue Apr 05 2016, 19:46

wtf this is the moistest thing ever why would I do a rap battle over the internet, 1 doc uses a thesaurus 2 he probably copied and pasted it the prick.

Tue Apr 05 2016, 19:47 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

at least it ain't as intimate as a dance off

Tue Apr 05 2016, 20:12

And the winner.. is The Doctor! Proving once and for all he is:

The better player;
Sexier;
Most liked;
More intelligent;
Taller;
Hencher;
Bigger dick;
Gets the most pussy;

And Giggs is well and truly his bitch.

Congratulations! Now we've established that Dr's the groom, you can finally set your wedding date! cheers

xx

Tue Apr 05 2016, 20:20

Tbh that wasnt too bad uno from doc

Tue Apr 05 2016, 20:35 Message reputation : 75% (4 votes)

Giggs' wrote:wtf this is the moistest thing ever why would I do a rap battle over the internet, 1 doc uses a thesaurus 2 he probably copied and pasted it the prick.

You refuse to battle me as you are scared,
Scared of the idea that we shall be compared,
Perhaps it is because you are un-prepared,
Very well, I shall pardon you, you have been spared.
Now to rebuttal the other things you have declared:

He says I used a thesaurus as he doesn't understand,
The words I used are all far from grand,
I think your vocab needs to expand.
Keep talking this nonsense and I'll feed you a backhand,
Then juke you so hard ingame it'll cut off your broadband.

This bellowing donkey believes these verses are not my own,
Even though they specifically rebottled those claims about last season's loan,
but yet he moans,
this player unknown,
His stubbornness resembling that of a stone.

Tue Apr 05 2016, 20:43

Doc just rhyming random words, sounds like a poem.

Tue Apr 05 2016, 20:57

The tide rises, the tide falls,

The twilight darkens, the curlew calls;

Along the sea-sands damp and brown

The traveller hastens toward the town,

      And the tide rises, the tide falls.

Darkness settles on roofs and walls,

But the sea, the sea in the darkness calls;

The little waves, with their soft, white hands,

Efface the footprints in the sands,

      And the tide rises, the tide falls.

The morning breaks; the steeds in their stalls

Stamp and neigh, as the hostler calls;

The day returns, but nevermore

Returns the traveller to the shore,

      And the tide rises, the tide falls.

I did it all by myself no help

Wed Apr 06 2016, 16:31 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

me and doc can rap battle if giggs is 2 shook

Wed Apr 06 2016, 17:11

l0l @ takin hax srs

Wed Apr 06 2016, 19:56 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

this is uk we're talkin bout @tanz l0l

Thu Apr 07 2016, 22:01

VENOM i7 wrote:this is uk we're talkin bout @tanz l0l

l0l even darkdude is dissin u 2 Laughing

Fri Apr 08 2016, 01:14

wtf doc stop tryna talk like wildey no1 likes him

Sat Apr 09 2016, 10:14 Message reputation : 100% (1 vote)

stop tryna get irrelevant ya cunts i want dis thread to stay alive [no pun intended]

i hope you see the irony

Sat Apr 09 2016, 22:34

wdf Foyaz, fort we were mates.

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