sign the elite poacher

i am an elite poacher who's been in numerous competitions with over 300 confirmed goals. i am trained in poaching all the goals and im the top sniper in all of british haxball. this is nothing to me but another string to my bow, another competition to duppy. i will wipe you lot out with precision shooting of the likes you've never seen before. as we speak i am speaking to basro about using his new macro so you better prepare for the storm maggots. the storm that will end your pathetic haxball careers. you're finished lads, i can be anywhere anytime on that pitch and i can score goals in over 700 different ways, with just my gaming keyboard, and i will use it to wipe your miserable asses off the face of the continent, you lil shits. you're all finished kiddos.