destorm returns

Apparently I do, yeah. It's been a while, right? Blame socrates, he made me come back here. And Ghost as well, because he thinks I'm in a nintendo relationship with TTom, but we're gonna punch you like real boxers. (you get what I mean, same for you socrates !)

But yeah, hello first of all. I'm DeStorm (but tired of caps locking these letters so I'm now destorm)
I'm originally from HBC, the french community and then I came on Feed Me with MoMo, the legendary momo.gif
I played for Bayer Neverlosin', ACDP and another team (corn's team with huub)
I haven't played haxball for ~2 years but it's gonna be alright, I guess
I mostly played every position, but I swear I love to score like Benzema

So for those who don't know me, I'm 22 and I'm a basketball + physical coach, so you guys had better listen to me or I'm gonna kick your shoulder real quick. I also play basketball (and boxing yeyeye) but whatever
If you wanna know more just ask, not gonna punch everybody dw

Don't be afraid of destorm guys - he had to join the girls p.e group

Welcome back my old friend!

You couldn't even get your leg high enough to kick people's shoulders. You need to go back to ballet class to complete your training.

@socrates Be careful I'm coming for you

@Ghost Shhh don't tell anyone I'm a faker, uwotmate

@corn Gotta go fast ?

:love: missed you bby

big papa stormy has risen once again

As tu songé au moins a ton clavier er-go-no-mique ce coup ci gamin? Sans ca je t'assure que ton matou va tout fouttre en l'aire avec les fils

BANKS!

Wasup TT and aeRo, the two tankmen. What the heck TT, I don't speak spanish, what are you saying ?
T'as vu ? J'esquive la conversation comme ça aucune honte ahah. Il est beau ton petit chien dis-donc !

Je vois que monsieur a bien appris ses lecons, données par ces petits camardes ici Merci pour la chienne - elle est vachement sympa et m'apporte beaucoup, donc je ne me plains pas trop les fois ou elle me pique ma bouffe quand je ne fait pas gaffe Pour ce qui est de petit, elle fait plus d'une vingtaine de kilos - pas si petit que ca quand meme! T'es toujours sur Rouen la?

Autrement je ne vois pas trop ce que tu viens fouttre ici gamin - car ton jeu il pue la merde!!!

For those interested, here is that conversation according to Google Translate;

TT wrote:Have you thought at least has your keyboard er -go -no- nomic this time one kid? No ca I assure you that your cat goes all fouttre in the area with son

destorm wrote:Did you see ? I dodge the conversation like that haha no shame . It is beautiful your little dog say so!

TT wrote:I see that gentleman learned his lessons given by these small camardes here Thanks for the dog - she 's really nice and gives me a lot , so I 'm not complaining too much time or it stings me my food when I does not goof as for small , she made ​​more than twenty kilos - not so small ca anyway! You're still on the Rouen ?

Otherwise I do not see you coming here fouttre kid - because your game stinks shit !!!

Ghost wrote:For those interested, here is that conversation according to Google Translate;

TT wrote:Have you thought at least has your keyboard er -go -no- nomic this time one kid? No ca I assure you that your cat goes all fouttre in the area with son

destorm wrote:Did you see ? I dodge the conversation like that haha no shame . It is beautiful your little dog say so!

TT wrote:I see that gentleman learned his lessons given by these small camardes here Thanks for the dog - she 's really nice and gives me a lot , so I 'm not complaining too much time or it stings me my food when I does not goof as for small , she made ​​more than twenty kilos - not so small ca anyway! You're still on the Rouen ?

Otherwise I do not see you coming here fouttre kid - because your game stinks shit !!!

loooooool

Haha

That translator though hahahaha
He said haxball stinks like shit wow

@TT Elle est toute gentille alors, je vais l'appeler pour lui dire de jouer avec tes fils é-lec-tro-niques ! En tout cas ça me fait plaisir que tu sois toujours là toi, tu vas venir rejouer avec moi même si le jeu pue la MERDE !

Sorry for speaking french, I'm japanese and I only studied hungarian at school

I don't think he was using the word 'game' in that sense destorm >:}

Eyy, welcome back stormy

Oh shite, could have been the two meanings in french. TT is such a mean person

Thank you Seb the Sebastian

destorm! finally someone else here who uses dance pad instead of keyboard for hax

First blindfolded haxball player